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Joke of the Day

"My friend got fired from his job selling industrial vacuum cleaners. It's cool though he said it sucked."

"What did the bartender say to the angry speaker? We don't want any treble"

"What do you call a chicken at the north pole? Lost."

"Don't stay inside and get depressed about the news. Go outside and get skin cancer!"

"My friend showed me her new vegan pants. I know vegans can be annoying and everything, but should we really be making pants out of them?"

"What is a dogs favourite flower ? Anything in your garden !"

"What do you get when you mix a rhetorical question and a joke?"

"Just got off the phone with my mom. She had a nice talk."

"My dentist is going to be so proud of me! I've been brushing my teeth like ten times a day since I started using Betty Crocker toothpaste."

"What's so great about nihilism? Nothing."