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Joke of the Day

"What did 0 say to 1? You're turning me on!"

"""Pull my hair, slap me, call me dirty names"" - WTF? I've been doing this since kindergarten and always got yelled at."

"What is the difference between a blimp and 365 blowjobs? One is a Goodyear, the other is a Great year!"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hippie Barbie ...complete with simulated controlled substances and paraphernalia"

"What if sharks hug with their mouths? Just sayin."

"Imagine going to a theater in 1765 to see Mozart play symphony number 30 but as soon as he starts playing, the bass drops and people go nuts"

"Why Can't I Find Out Anything About This Superb Owl #superbowl"

"What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying? Prepear for the end."

"There was the Florida State defensive tackle who thought Hertz Van Rentals was a famous Dutch painter."

"[traffic jam] MAN: [rolls down window] Dude, why? ME: [in the next car holding a rabbit as it repeatedly kicks the horn] It's his birthday"