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Joke of the Day
"What is formed at the end of mitosis? My nailses"
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"Today is a military command: March Fourth!"
"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number that you've probably never heard of. I'd explain it but you probably wouldn't get it."
"If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in."
"Whats the difference between an irish wake and an irish wedding??? One less drunk"
"I'm beginning to suspect I might have bad posture call it a hunch"
"You can learn a lot about a guy when you go through the pockets of his pants that are at his ankles in the bathroom stall next to your's."
"*ties husband's hands to headboard* *turns out lights* *opens laptop* ""Welcome to my PowerPoint presentation 'Curtains: How About These?'"""
"Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud"
"Why did Hitler break up with his girlfriend? She was a nein out of ten"