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Joke of the Day

"""I didn't go to grad school to assemble agenda folios for the quarterly board meeting"" I think as I drizzle Dawn into the CEO's coffee pot."

"[spelling bee] Your word is 'mnemonic' ""Can you use it in a sentence?"" Memory Needs Every Method Of Nurturing Its Capacity"

"A man walked into a bar ""Ouch"""

"Girls are like dead babies... There's several in my basement"

"Two Blondes walk into a bar They both fall on the ground, stunned from pain."

"I keep forgetting my passwords so I changed them all to one that's super easy for me to remember: InsufficientFundsContactYourBank00.00"

"How do you put a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender first How do you get it out? Tortilla chips"

"Whenever a guy named Stephen tells me what to do, I like to yell, ""you're not my real hen!"" and run away..."

"Everyone's unique! For instance, I like milk in my coffee, but other people are dying of malnutrition."

"Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach? Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan."