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Joke of the Day
"Women don't say sorry, when a guy is right they say.... ""Whatever!"""
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"Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens? The SALT talks!"
"Did you hear about the girl with twelve nipples? Sounds weird, dozen tit?"
"What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night? His last name."
"What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones? A Barkaeologist."
"I hate it when my sock puppets fight. I don't have a free hand to break them up."
"I wish labor day was 9 months after spring break"
"Who does Polyphemus hate more than Odysseus? Nobody."
"Our local cinema is putting on a screening of the new James Bond film especially for dyslexics. Respect"
"They call Japan the ""Land of the Rising Sun"". Is that why they look like they're squinting all the time?"