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Joke of the Day

"Weight loss How can you help a fat person lose a quick 300 pounds? Give them a gun"

"The difference between me and Bill Gates is ""th"". He makes tens of millions of dollars per year. I make tenths of millions of dollars per year."

"Sorry to all the people my 3yo has yelled at for eating ice cream in a car. Telling him it was illegal was wrong. I know this now."

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room because its black"

"What confuses a gay person? Seven"

"Why did the number 6 cry? Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)"

"Why did the irishman wear two condoms? to be sure, to be sure."

"When God closes a door, it usually has my fingers in it."

"Why did the laptop memory have such a hard time in school? Because he was SO-DIMM!"

"If I got a dollar everytime someone called me a racist Black people would rob me"