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Joke of the Day
"Has mankind ever fallen further short of his potential than ""second verse same as the first?"""
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"""You are what you eat"" thats funny, I don't remember eating a pathetic failure"
"""Seek immediate medical help if you experience a resurrection lasting more than 2000 years."""
"I RT you, you ignore me I fav you, you ignore me I ignore you, you ignore me This seems to be working out well for us"
"I apologize to everyone that I've ever offended. Just kidding. Could you imagine?"
"What's the one good thing about pedophiles? They drive slow in school zones"
"What do you call a gay guy's kidney stones? Fruity pebbles"
"A daughter asked her mother, ""Mom, how do you spell 'scrotum'? Her mom replied, ""Honey, you should have asked me last nightit was on the tip of my tongue."""
"Have you tried Gatorade's newest sports drink, F5? It's very refreshing"
"I'm so antisocial, i won't even meet my potential."