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Joke of the Day

"How many coffees before I stop looking for shirts in my refrigerator"

"I hate it when I'm having the most delicious meal in the world and someone walks into the kitchen and tells me to get out of their house."

"What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the luncheon? The cold shoulder."

"Leonardo's Solution to ""The Da Vinci Code"" ""Sibble. Stay id bed, dreeg pluddy ub fludes, taig eggstra Zinc ed Vidabid-C."""

"I just read Jules Verne's 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea It sure is a story with a lot of depth."

"Hey, new Beatles fans! The fuck have you been doing for the last 50 years? Every record shop would like to know before they close forever."

"If Donald trump takes over the presidency after Obama I guess you could say orange really is the new black"

"Why does tigger smell? Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke.."

"I walked in on my wife singing the other day. Surprised, I said ""Oh, I thought you were the radio."" Flattered, she asked ""Did you come to listen?"" ""No,"" I replied, ""I came to turn it off."""

"A man walks into the shop of a psychic barber Barber: Say no more"