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Joke of the Day
"A man is taking a picture of a koala This has some really great koalaty"
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"Wife still out of town. I'm afraid if I order Dominos again they will call child services."
"How do you blow a movie quote? You just put your lips together and whistle"
"I'm quitting modelling, I need more job security so I'm going to become a princess."
"Aging gracefully is like the nice way of saying you're slowly looking worse."
"My step-dad's pretty cool. Not as cool as my fence-dad, though. Roof-dad is okay. What is a father?"
"Marriage is like a hand of cards... You start off with two hearts and a diamond and end up wishing for clubs and a spade."
"Steve would be a terrible name for a pegasus."
"WHY DID THE HIPPOPOTAMUS NEED HIS VENTILIN? BECAUSE HE WAS HIPPOVENTILATING!"
"Procedure for being unthanked for door holding: 1. Keep eyes fixed on culprit 2. Say you're welcome 3. Shake head 4. Mutter ""unbelievable"""