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Joke of the Day
"As advertised I opened a can of evaporated milk today. It was empty."
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"Confucious say... Confucious say a boy who goes to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand."
"There are three types of people in the world. Those that are good at math and those that are not."
"""There are Nutella stains all over the silverware."" It can't be me. I lick them before I keep them inside."
"I need hug(e amount of money)."
"What's that Eminem song where he's mad?"
"Yep, we're the minority around here when we have the only Wi-Fi network name written in English in the entire neighborhood."
"[first day as tour guide on the moon] Me: keep your hats on Guy at the back: um they're called helmets Me: yeah you can take your hat off."
"Whenever I hear kids singing..... Whenever I hear kids singing ""do re mi"" I picture Chris Hansen is hiding in the room somewhere."
"What do you call Indian flowers? Patels"