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Joke of the Day
"Going by the amount of beer I consume I think I'm technically a vegan."
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"What do ""white privilege"" and ""severely mentally handicapped"" have in common? Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply."
"Lame joke: ""What do you get when you combine a vampire and a snowman?"" Frostbite."
"An Irish man walks out of a bar... Has never happened."
"how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two: One to eat my ass. One to suck my dick. I screw in the light bulb..."
"What do you call a Pumpkin who eats too much? A Plumpkin."
"2 cars had a head-on collision in Mexico today.. 34 people died."
"Kid threw a rainbow slushee at my windshield .... Thought I hit a unicorn"
"How do you get an art major off your porch? Pay for the pizza"
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