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Joke of the Day

"How to tell someone they have a bad breath nicely ? ""Oh boy I am bored lets brush our teeth"""

"According to Facebook a bunch of handsome dudes got together and decided to marry all my ex-girlfriends"

"Nazis and the great depression, I get it, Grandpa. But did you have to hear the word 'selfie' every fucking day? Did you?!"

"*firefighter wraps me in blanket after he rescues me* Um I just came out of a fire so I'm pretty hot actually"

"This fly in my car is going to be very disappointed when it ends up at Walmart."

"Jokes about vaginas are disgusting... Period."

"What did the eggs say when the cops showed up? Everybody scramble!"

"Somebody said you sound like an owl"

"What do girls always wear to math class? Alge-Bras!!"

"Stupid funny One time Back when I use to be an auto mechanic I drove around in an Italian car. The car kept telling me to add oil but I never did and one day the car exploded killing every body."