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Joke of the Day
"My relationship is complex. I'm try to keep it real but my girlfriend is imaginary."
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"If we repeal the 14th amendment, does that means there's room for another 2nd amendment? Same as the old one, but this time in all caps."
"What's black, white, and red all over? The bludgeoned face of a bi racial man in 2017 america."
"You know how birds fly in a v formation? Do you know why one side is longer than the other? It is because that side has more birds."
"What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing? Nothing. Dressings don't have arms"
"did you hear about that kidnapping in Texas? He woke up."
"What do you calll a woman that people sit on ? Cher !"
"Me: hey squirrel, dnt steal d pigeon's food, the eggs are about to hatch S: u stole a cake frm ur roomate Me: Me: here, take the eggs too"
"What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk? A bird that stinks to high heaven."
"Have you seen www.square.com? No I haven't got around to it."