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Joke of the Day
"How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French? Melon D'OH"
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"So a guy comes into my bar for a beer... I give it to him and he says, ""Hey! There's a fly in this!"" Embarrassed I look and say, ""Oh no, that's just Gnatty Lite."""
"Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut. "
"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and Jeb Bush? None. They both should have pull out sooner."
"Always leave a bad date by politely spilling your drink on the floor, and telling him your water broke."
"What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold? Iron Pirate"
"Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews."
"Yes but what if Donald Trump IS actually dead but his toupee is alive and steering him round like a marionette?"
"3-year-old: *stares at the baby* What does it do? Me: Nothing yet. She's not here to entertain you. 3: Me: 3: Can we get one that is?"
"What's Satan's main social media site? Pentagram"