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Joke of the Day
"I'm glad so many American children have smart phones since they don't have an education."
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"I love Alfredo sauce. Unless you're a dude named Alfredo."
"The deadliest Knock Knock joke... [PERSON 1] Knock knock [PERSON 2] Who's there? [PERSON 1] You know... [PERSON 2] You know who [PERSON 2] AVADA KEDAVRA!!!"
"What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman? Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent."
"Me: Be back after lunch! Boss: OK Me: *texts boss APRIL FOOLS LOL* *goes home, turns on baseball*"
"How do you karma whore on r/Jokes?"
"They don't seem to abduct humans like they used to; looks like we are not the only planet with government science-funding budget cuts. Sad."
"What do you call a urinating khalif. Wiz Khalifa"
"Damn girl, are you the brownie I just dropped on the floor? because you're hairy but I still wanna eat you"
"This is why I failed out of collage."