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Joke of the Day

"What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant? If you can't beat 'em eat 'em!"

"What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza? Even if it is cold it's still good."

"What did the teacher call her intelligent yet self-harming student? Her scar pupil."

"What do you do when your lawnmower stops working? Deport him"

"I'm interested in anything with a possible ""loss of appetite"" side effect."

"Q. Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race? A. Because all his friends shout ""GO-RILLA!"""

"Girlfriend: ""I'm pregnant"" Me: ""Really? Thats great."" GF: ""April Fo--"" *I'm already on a plane to a non extradition country*"

"Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and left leg? He was alright."

"Told to me today by a random toddler Her: Knock, knock Me: Who's there? Banana Banana who? Aren't you glad I didn't say orange? Best telling of that joke ever."

"Partied so hard last night I spilled Kool-Aide on my cocaine Punchline"