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Joke of the Day

"French Guns for sale! Never Fired, dropped only once."

"Why didn't the people in the movie Armageddon just hold up a big sheet of paper when the meteor was coming? Paper beats rock..."

"The abusive relationship that I'm in is such a joke I spend everyday waiting for the punchline."

"Many people are shocked when they find out I'm not a good electrician."

"There's nothing more exciting than waking up with a half eaten burger in your hand."

"What smells like pork? Kermits finger"

"Why is it so hard for programmers to get a prescription for pain killers? They have a history with codeine."

"I made eye contact with a British boy today and quietly asked ""Are you Harry Potter?"" and he and his Mother did NOT think it was funny."

"I don't trust stairs... They're always up to something"

"Which classical composer is best at playing hide and seek? Haydn. [OC]"