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Joke of the Day
"I think I got crabs from an LGBT orgy last night... I must be having too many sexes."
Next Joke
"I hate spelling errors... You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined."
"Me: I've lost my kitten Cop: How would you best describe him? Me: He looks like a miniature cat"
"Sorry I'm late, guys. SOMEbody.. *gestures at wife* told me this knife fight started at.. *sees everyone holding guns* FANtastic, Ellen"
"Celine Dion walks into a bar and the bar tender says ""Why the long face?"" To which she replies ""My husband and brother just died."""
"Why was the road in so much pain? Because it has a carpool tunnel."
"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims."
"Come here and listen close and carefully, I'm going to slowly explain what condescending means? Go ahead and take notes if needed."
"I think my phone is mentally challenged... When I try to type 'with' it always replaces it with 28th."
"My girlfriend wants to replace the beige outlets in my house with white ones. And then she gets mad when I tell her to stop promoting white power."