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Joke of the Day
"Which pirate makes the best food? Captain Cook."
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"Did you hear about the guy they found dead at the Mediterranean restaurant? Yeah, police are calling it a hummus-cide."
"Way to bring me down, security questions. Dad's birthday? First pet? What's next? Gonna ask about Marco Black rejecting me in 2nd grade?"
"If you ever feel uncomfortable in your body, just remember that Pornhub wouldn't keep their fat girl category if guys didn't like it and it wasn't making them money."
"My ex has become so poor whenever i call her she always says ""please,leave me a loan"""
"Pizza jokes are all about delivery."
"What's brown, long, and sticky? A stick."
"Had a fight with a money wasp once I got a *paysting*"
"What's the difference between water and gasoline? In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded."
"A farmer asked me for help with his chickens He said ""I have 87 chickens, can you help me round them up?"" I said ""Sure... 90."""