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Joke of the Day
"Are you the new English teacher? Yes I are."
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"The bartender said we don't serve time travellers... Two time travellers walk into a bar"
"""I started talking to this girl and it was going really well until.... our mom called us in for dinner."" -Josh Duggar"
"I asked two Uber drivers to pick each other up and am watching them chase each other in circles around my block until they run out of gas."
"Just saw a dolphin with a tattoo of a college girl struggling for individuality and freedom from her middle class parents"
"I never give money to those Salvation Army people because I know they're just gonna spend it on more bells."
"I screwed one of my fans. Safe to say it blew me all night."
"With medical advances over the Summer, it's expected that Oscar Pistorious will walk this August."
"When I click on ""Submit a joke"" You."
"The best time to leave the country is when a demonic voice screams your name from inside a locked basement"