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Joke of the Day

"Because Nickleback sucks too.... So Avril Lavigne is Married to a fellow Canadian, who is a band member of Nickleback.... Apparently Canada does not have laws against same suck marriage. ba dump bump!"

"When I was young, I used to think that wealth and power would bring me happiness. . . . I was right."

"My grandfather died during sex. I still cry when I watch the video."

"I had a dream I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted."

"Number 1 best thing about waterparks: boobs. I'm sure there's a number 2 best thing, but #1 has got me pretty occupied at the moment."

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chuck ! Chuck who ? Chuck in a sandwich for lunch"

"Oral sex makes your day Anal sex makes your hole weak"

"What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics? Legs"

"How do we know God's not a woman? We're not sandwiches."

"I asked my mom why she forced me to go to to singing lessons as a kid She said singing is a skill I need to a choir."