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Joke of the Day

"One-One was a race horse, Two-Two was one too One-One won one race and Two-Two's leg was broken and he had to get euthanized."

"How do fat women defy physics? Because the heavier they get, the easier they are to pick up."

"If everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane."

"(Best New Pick Up Line) How much does a polar bear weigh? Like a thousand pounds. Read a fuckin' book."

"""Hey look a flock of cows!"" ""...Herd of cows..."" ""Of course I've heard of cows! There's a whole flock of them over there!"""

"yo moma is so dumb she climbed over a window to see what was on the other side"

"A new band called 1025 MB is playing soon They just barely got a gig"

"What does an Ethiopian eat for breakfast? sand."

"Last time I was upset, my dog brought me all of his toys and laid on my head."

"What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard? Nothing, he's Snowden."