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Joke of the Day
"I swallowed a Watch the other day... Now I'm just trying to pass the time."
Next Joke
"Why can't the dutch fly? Because they netherland."
"For the holidays I've decided to stop making puns... I'm sure yule appreciate it."
"So I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced it with but I've been tripping all day."
"So Harry Potter gets an invisibility cloak.. Does he sneak in and watch Hermione getting changed? No, he goes to the library"
"So when a cop asks you why you have a handcuff key on your key ring, saying it was his wife's idea will get you a free ride in his cop car"
"Immortality sounded great when I was 23, but now that I'm 38 it just sounds exhausting."
"Guys, when a woman is mad just tell her she's overreacting. She'll realize you're right and calm right down."
"Where do they weigh whales? At the whale weigh station of course."
"""Where's my money?"" - a loan shark ""Where are my friends? - alone shark"