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Joke of the Day

"I swallowed a Watch the other day... Now I'm just trying to pass the time."

"Apparently we can't call it crowbars anymore. Its actually jackdawbars"

"Do you raise chickens? Because you raise my cock."

"My favorite sex position? Boy there's so many to choose from. Ha Ha. *starts sweating* I'd have to pick, um, reverse...shortstop? I gotta go"

"english words that pitbull knows: -party -miami"

"A hot chick asked me what was the difference between sex and conversation. I said ""let's lie down and talk about it"""

"I used to be a taxi driver. Do you know why I gave it up? I didn't like people talking behind my back!"

"17 year-old Malia Obama playing beer pong is the most outrageous thing the child of a president has done since George W. Bush invaded Iraq"

"A horse is getting brushed by his owner, The horse is like ""You my mane man""."

"I've been doing a lot of work around my yard, I hope my neighbours don't take a fence to it."