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Joke of the Day
"Dis'se I've contracted a disease."
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"Donald Trump has cancelled a planned trip to Israel. When asked why, Trump said, ""They already have a wall and fear of Muslims. My work there is done."""
"What do condoms and taxes have in common? Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools."
"Me: "" Doctor can you die from Constipation"" ? I'm a bit worried how full of Shit some people are !"""
"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer? Mick Jagger sings ""eh you, get offa mai cloud"", but the Scottish farmer says ""eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!"
"A fascist, a billionaire and a president walk into a bar... ...and he says ""one beer please""."
"BREAKING: Millions of young white girls scream themselves unconscious as the new iPhone color is revealed to be Pumpkin Spice Latte."
"Did you know about this breed of horses? This breed can jump higher than the average house. You might think, WOW, how can this be? Well, it has very strong legs and the average house can't jump."
"What do you with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the Rhino."
"I have nice cans and beautiful ass, yet nobody likes me.. apparently you should also belong to the right gender."