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Joke of the Day

"The dirtiest joke I know: What is the difference between a baby and a freezer? One does not scream when I pack my meat into it."

"Some women have names that simply demand respect. The few. The proud. The Maureens."

"Baywatch Q: What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts? A: Silicon Valley."

"A Buddhist monk was on the streets of New York and he stopped at a hotdog stand. The vendor asks, ""what would you like on it?"" to which he replied,""Make me one with everything""."

"Why do Apes like tall buildings? They want to climb the heights of the business world!"

"Q: What's another name for the ""Intel Inside"" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning label."

"Have you heard about the South Korean subreddit? Apparently it's the /r/seoul of reddit."

"If you are dating a girl that doesn't like Star Wars... You are looking for love in Alderaan places."

"damn demi, your rap battle opponent didn't even try to diss your clothes. what's your secret. [camera pans out to show all-orange outfit]"

"The best part of being a crackhead.... Only two more sleeps until Christmas."