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Joke of the Day

"The dirtiest joke I know: What is the difference between a baby and a freezer? One does not scream when I pack my meat into it."

"Here's a question. If you and your girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife switched phones and Facebook profiles for 24 hrs would you still have a relationship!!!!"

"I haven't slept for ten days because that would be too long."

"When my grandad was 75 he started walking 5 miles a day. He's 80 now and no one knows where the hell he is!"

"What's the difference between between a pizza and a black person? A Pizza can feed a family of four *Still courtesy of my Comrade Ivo*"

"You need some David in your life... Because Jesus clearly isn't helping you."

"If a vegan does crossfit which do they talk about first?"

"Accidentally ate the sticker on my apple. This wouldn't have happened if it had been a Snickers."

"Was the summer of '69... Sounds like a great summer Bryan, what year was it?"

"Pregnant elephant Q: What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug? A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug."