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Joke of the Day
"Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock? Because it won't even give you the time of day."
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"Did you hear, John Wayne Bobbit got his penis cut off again? Isn't that redickless?"
"Why was the black man so tall? ...Because his knee grows."
"What all girls want? All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are ""69"""
"I don't like piggy banks.. I'm afraid of change!"
"I just got an email that Netzero closed my account due to inactivity, I guess that must have taken 12 years to get here."
"Sarah Palin is going to Haiti? Haven't these people been put through enough this year?"
"Confucius say: It is good if boy meets girl in park... It is better if boy parks meat in girl."
"""False Information"" spells out ""False Information"" backwards."
"I saw a black guy riding a bike... At first I thought it was mine, then I realized mine is at home, washing the dishes."