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Joke of the Day
"What did the blonde's mom say before the blonde's date? If you are not in bed by 12, come home."
Next Joke
"If your kid is having nightmares & keeps getting in bed with you in the night, a great solution is to go to sleep in full clown makeup."
"I always used to think my parents are like siblings' sounds so much better than, my parents are, like, siblings.'"
"What's a... pederast? Shut the fuck up, Donny"
"""Work fascinates me I can look at it for hours!"""
"Whats Lil' Johns Favorite magazine? OK!"
"all this spending on black friday... better pay your electricity bill first or next friday will be black friday too"
"I went into the changing room in a clothing store several times... But it stayed the same."
"So I slept right through the blood moon event this morning, I'm more of a crip moon guy anyway."
"If I offended anyone in the last 24 hours sorry but I forgot my medication and I ran out or premium beer and my son's dating a scientologist"