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Joke of the Day

"George Michael has been accused of organ trafficking It turns out Last Christmas, someone gave him their heart"

"What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house? Namaste"

"Ode to Joy. What's Beethoven's favourite fruit? BA-NA-NA-NAAAA."

"What did I do when I had a bomb strapped to me chest? Iran"

"If you sit on your hands 15 minutes before filling in an exam, it feels like somebody else is disappointing for your teacher. Edit: grammar"

"Groaner Running out of sausage is a busy pizza maker's wurst nightmare."

"We're gonna break the Twitter on Mother's Day with Your Mom jokes, aren't we?"

"""I think this cereal has gone bad."" *me drunk, eating Meow Mix*"

"Was at a 90s themed party with my girlfriend. She went to get us drinks and was back within seconds. I asked her how she got them so fast. There's no punchline."

"When I tickle my imaginary friend, people think Im casting spells"