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Joke of the Day
"Why do Greeks like fried foods? Because they're greasy"
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"What do you call it when you give a downy kid weed? Baked potato."
"If I had a penny every time someone said I had OCD... I'd have 3791 pennies."
"Steve Jobs What do cancer cells do when they get bored? they get jobs"
"Sometimes I can't remember what parking lot I left my car in at the mall so I get it Malaysia Airlines...I totally get it."
"When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness."
"Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to."
"Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ? Round of 16"
"Diplomacy is saying ""nice doggy"" until you find a big rock."
"Wearing a seashell necklace is a great way to let everyone know how cool you were in 1996."