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Joke of the Day

"What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women."

"I wonder who Rose is going to kill in Titanic II."

"Major in Freudian Psychology Minor in the back seat."

"Where do kings keep there armies? In their sleevies."

"""It helps knowing that everyone else will die with me if we crash."" ~my 11yo on why she's not afraid to fly unaccompanied"

"The real reason Jesus died on the cross He forgot the safeword."

"If a mime performs in the forest, and nobody is there to see him, it's all for the best."

"I must be fucking great in the sack Every girl I've ever had sex with has told me she wishes it had been longer!"

"Did you hear about the bulimic bachelor party? The cake comes out of the girl."

"Why can't 2 Asians have a white baby 2 wongs don't make a white"