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Joke of the Day

"I had a friend buy a European car and he kept telling me about it breaking down. I had to tell him that I didn't want to hear anymore of his Saab stories."

"Hey guys ,wanna hear a joke about a broken pencil? Ugh never mind that , it's pointless."

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you breathe through that thing?"""

"I bet the first person that heard a parrot talk really lost their shit."

"When the river runs red... Take the dirt road."

"Who do you call when a sleepwalker injures himself? The somnambulance."

"Did you hear about the sequel to Snakes on a Plane with giant, poisonous centipedes? It got cancelled. There wasn't enough legroom."

"When a girl tells you she has a nipple piercing, the correct response is always ""I don't believe you."""

"Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many have 28 days? All 12"

"What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light? Don't look! I'm changing!"