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Joke of the Day

"I tried my best to prepare my girlfriend for dinner with my folks - Dad loved her, so did my sis, but mum said she could've done with another hour or so on a low heat."

"What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows? This is a bomb in a bull."

"A man accidentally made eye contact with me on the train, so I left my shoe behind. And now, we wait..."

"Best Kids Knock Knock Joke Knock Knock Who's There? Interrupting Cow Interrupting Cow Who...... (interrupting MOOOOOOOOOOOOO)"

"I bought a push up bra today... It didn't work, I can still only do 2..."

"What happens to a necrophiliac after death? Reserection"

"I don't know what the question is.. But violins is not the answer."

"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason."

"So I applied for a random volunteer job at my church I really hope I get the missionary position"

"Teacher: What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ? Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !"