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Joke of the Day
"Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23? Because then he will always be in prime."
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"Girl are you a dinosaur? Cuz jurassic."
"yo mamma so ugly she tried to enter an ugly contest and the judges said sorry no professionals"
"You're either a dog person or a non person."
"Why is Florida not an island?? Because Georgia sucks..."
"After we got the divorce she let me have everything. Except the jewelry, and of course something to keep it in. I call it ""the house"".."
"[Request] Best One liners I just want to hear some of the best..."
"One lady to another, Do you talk to your husband during sex ? Yes, if he calls on my cell."
"I bought a book yesterday-a real one with paper, and you have to turn pages and everything! Living like a cave person. Life is hard."
"I had phone sex with my boyfriend over a walkie-talkie. I could hear him coming from a mile away."