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Joke of the Day

"It doesn't matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100."

"Being a worm must great. Its like ""wow that dirt was great I hope there's more"" and there always is"

"What's the name of the elite hacking group from Canada? Anonymoose"

"Is a Welshman's girlfriend... ...his baae?"

"Why can't an eel and an eagle team up? Because it would be eel-eagle!"

"Did you hear about the guy... [nsfw?] Did you hear about the guy with three penises? His pants fit him like a glove."

"I contemplated suicide earlier. Then I thought about homicide. Finally I thought f*ck it, I hate crosswords, I'm off to the pub."

"What do singers get during their periods? Minstrel cramps."

"A ""racist rapist"" sounds worse than a regular rapist when u first hear it, but it's actually better cause less people get raped."

"So a local photographer started seeing a chemist from out of town... I heard their relationship was developing quite nicely."