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Joke of the Day
"If the shoe fits... congratulations. You've correctly measured your feet."
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"What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete."
"Knock Knock **Who's there?** You **You who?** Yoo hoo big summer blowout!"
"A man who has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings"
"Jokes for and from ESL Teachers"
"I heard they finally updated the Encyclopedia of Chronology It's about time."
"What do you call an elf that follows Scientology? Elron Hubbard"
"A guy walked into a bar. He was brought to the closest hospital quickly."
"Where do Squarells live? In Geometrees. I am not embarrassed to say I made this up two weeks ago while teaching quadrilaterals. The groan from my students could be heard for miles."
"*washes your smart car with a moist towelette*"