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Joke of the Day

"Roses are flowers, violets are flowers, I'd love you more if you had super powers."

"What's the difference between a knife, and an argument with a female? A knife has a point..."

"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he gave her one."

"Imagine how quickly Breitbart would believe in climate science if they could use it to stop black people from voting."

"So I was all ""I'm not taking any shit from you, bitch"" and she was all ""to speak to a member of our customer service team, press 1""."

"Every 15 minutes, a woman gets run over. She's starting to get pissed."

"My kids are going to be so disappointed when they figure out peer pressure is a myth and they have to actually pay for drugs in high school."

"Just got a residual check for 6 dollars for my scene in Almost Famous sooo...going to Vegas!!!!!!!!"

"Never trust a stairwell. Every time you turn around, it's a new story!"

"I know I'm more literater than you because of my fancificacious vocabularianistic wordicisms."