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Joke of the Day

"Roses are flowers, violets are flowers, I'd love you more if you had super powers."

"Stop making fun of fat people with lisps!!! ...they're probably thick and tired of it."

"""Are you there, God? It's me, well, you've probably never heard of me cuz I'm like really underground & shit."" -- Hipster prayer"

"Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side"

"A rubber band pistol was confiscated during algebra class. It was a weapon of math disruption."

"What do you call a Frenchman shoving a baguette up your butt? A pain in the ass."

"If a gay man gets into a debilitating car accident... is he a fruit or a vegetable?"

"What Did Delaware? A brand New Jersey!"

"Did you hear about Joseph Stalin's personal yacht? They say it was a huge dictator-ship."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic who tried to commit suicide? He jumped behind an oncoming train."