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Joke of the Day

"How do zombies communicate in times of war? Cryptic code."

"intelligent student Student would you punish me for some thing i did not do? Teacher no , of course not.Student good, because i did not do my homework."

"hAD SO MYCH COFFEE WHO wantS TO HELP ME STOP KONY LETS GO LETS STEAL A CAR BRO CMON"

"""To be and not to be"" ~ Schrodinger's Hamlet"

"People with a good sense of humor have a better sense of life."

"If you're stuck in the Friend-zone, here's a simple 5-step solution: 1) Stop. 2) Being. 3) Her. 4) Fcuking. 5) B!tch."

"Maybe I misheard him... But I think God just told me to start building a really big goat."

"I was at the ATM when an old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance... So I pushed her over."

"*throws caution to the wind* *wind blows it back in my face at 100 mph*"

"Why did Americans go to the moon? They heard Indians had land there."