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Joke of the Day

"Just installed the iOS 9 update and I've already noticed a significant increase in my phone's battery life! This is aweso"

"I just found a great new way to check email, Facebook, Twitter, chat with friends and buy stuff on eBay, all from one spot. I got a job."

"Reasons to bake a cake after the kids go to bed: 1. To surprise them with it. 2. So they never know you ate an entire cake without sharing."

"Q: What's the difference between England and a teabag? A: A teabag could stay in the cup for longer."

"There were tons of reddit admins responsible for today's commotion. But not many of them."

"TIL I'm hung like a baby. 7 lbs. 9 oz."

"It is said that, you can't buy happiness. You only need to know the right places..."

"I actually talked to real people this weekend. It was weird."

"The first question aliens will ask our leaders is why that peanut is wearing a top hat and monocle."

"Why did the fish's car break down? It needed a tuna-up."