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"What kind of ants are very learned ? Pedants !"
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"A Texas woman found a snake head in a bag of green beans. Meaning someone will be finding a bean in their bag of snake heads."
"What's big, green, fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table."
"So the square root of -1 is performing in a Broadway show Suddenly, an audience member stands up and shouts ""I'm sure everyone will agree that i could replace you!"""
"What did the artist say to himself before drawing his first penis? ""I'm gonna have to think long and hard about this one."""
"When will forms stop asking me if I'm Mrs, Miss, or Ms and realise I'm an @?"
"I once donated a pint of blood and the doctors were quite greatful. They said it contained enough alcohol to sterilize their equipment."
"""It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside"" ME: Oh thank god ""It's who you are on the inside"" ME: Dang"
"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black. P.S.: Sorry if repost"
"You do not count as a person if it's 75 degrees & you're wearing a wool beanie."