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Joke of the Day
"Duct tape can't fix stupidity, but it can muffle it."
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"TIFU By Eating My Boss's Sandwich Oops wrong sub."
"A rude answer to when someone tells you they want something that isnt going to happen. Want in one hand and shit in the other one, then tell me which one fills up first."
"Why did the Crip cross the road? Cuz."
"Sometimes I just start counting and hope the person talking to me will go hide."
"Which sea creature is the most determined? Any fish that is swimming near a dolphin, because then, it swims with a porpoise."
"Men are better cooks With just a piece of sausage and an egg, they can fill a woman's tummy for 9 months."
"People who put a shitload of bumper stickers on the back of their vehicles love to loudly refer to God as a ""she"" in public places."
"LPT: Never use hyperbole."
"Turns out I'm addicted to refigerated poultry. I've gotta quit cold turkey."