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Joke of the Day

"Bought my dad a pair of Crocs for his birthday, then pushed him down a flight of stairs for looking stupid in them."

"Help! I need funny jokes for a 9 year is at camp! Know any kid jokes that are actually funny? Please tell me what they are"

"There once was a man from Nantucket... Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin: ""If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."""

"One liners Come on /r/jokes, what are your favourite one liners, here's mine: I will not sleep until I find a cure for my insomnia!"

"Why do the undead read cringe stories? Because they're already... DEAD INSIDE."

"Ask me if I'm a truck. No."

"Spring is here! (x-post from /r/dadjokes) I'm so excited I wet my plants."

"Did you hear about the wooden car? Wooden move"

"Need jokes with the same punchline as this. Help! What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick."

"A girl quit her job at the doughnut factory... She was fed up with the hole business."