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Joke of the Day
"Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom."
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"Why did the groom want his bride to wear white? He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge."
"In my interview for the binman job, I asked if you needed any special training... The interviewer said ""nah you just sort of pick it up as you go along""."
"Wake up, kids! Bees can't even read, much less spell. IT'S A SCAM!"
"Askreddit without the textbox."
"What is the difference between most of these jokes on this sub and a bucket full of shit? The bucket."
"My daughter asked me what marriage is like, so I threw out all her Ken dolls, except for the bald drunk one."
"'Pardon my French' -People who you would never pardon and who don't know any French"
"The time you really begin to envy your cat Monday morning."
"Why do black people never dream? Cause the last black person who dreamed, got shot."