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Joke of the Day
"Men couldn't be trusted with multiple orgasms. I've seen the mess they make with one."
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"""NSFW"" Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first? So you can cum on its face afterwards."
"A pedophile and a child go into the woods It's dark and raining. The boy looks up to the man and says, ""I'm scared!"" The man replies, ""You're scared? I'm gonna have to walk out of here alone!"""
"What do you call a male cow that eats hamburgers? A cannibull..ha..ha..?"
"I have never managed to find a happy medium All the one's I've ever met have a haunted look to them."
"They polled Britons on their favorite Jane Austen novel 52% prefer Pride & Prejudice to Sense & Sensibility"
"Evening news is where they begin with Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."
"i'm only a good advice giver from 11pm to 2am central time. any time besides that if you tell me anything i'll just go ""oh."""
"Sometimes I just like to switch off I think that's why I lost my job in the Intensive Care Unit"
"When dealing with women, you can either be right or get laid. You can't have both."