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Joke of the Day

"My friend handed out wedding invitations at her baby shower, like the classless knocked up slut she is."

"Does anyone else feel like a 25yr old trapped in a 40yr+ body???"

"What did the ninja do when he failed to kill his target? He sai'd"

"The best vacation? Close your eyes and throw a dart at a map. Where did it land? Doesn't matter. Just keep your eyes closed and go to sleep."

"What type of gun does a feminist carry? A revulva"

"What did the mouse say to the webcam? Cheese."

"Can't wait til Feb. 15th...otherwise known as 1/2 price chocolate day."

"In six years, people will be able to have cybernetic eyes installed in the back of their head... ...because hindsight is 2020."

"Every now and then, getting lost means finding your way."

"Maybe we gave Chris Brown too tough a time over Rihanna In his eyes, he may have just beat her white and gold."