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"What is the internal temperature of a Taunton? Luke warm."
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"How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know I keep throwing them it just doesn't change."
"When people argue about sports and one says ""Care to make it interesting"" I assume they're going to start talking about something else."
"I recently did a survey on Syria. The results blew me away."
"[Dr's office] ""I have Carrie like reflexes"" Don't you mean cat-like reflexes? *Dr hits my knee with reflex hammer and I set him on fire* No"
"What's the difference between feminists and sumo wrestlers Sumo wrestlers shave their legs"
"What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes? Flip flops"
"We can all agree that everyone else has terrible taste in music."
"The Enola Gay Made rice crispies long before Kellogg's"
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