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Joke of the Day

"Buying In Bulk In theory: Oh good, I'll have enough chips to last all month In reality: I'm gonna eat 5 family size bags of chips tonight"

"50 shades of grey Girl 1: Hey have you read 50 shades of grey yet? Girl 2: Yes! From cover to cover! Girl 1: And the index? Girl 2: Exhausted..."

"What do you call the study of food prices? EcoNOM-NOM-NOMics."

"Hey, you wanna win? Nah, we'll pass."

"I'm going to the grocery store where I'll try to get the cashier to call 911 based only on the items I'm purchasing."

"A cat met her long lost boyfriend after 35 years and says.. Meow meow..."

"What do you call a disabled cub scout? A nub scout."

"I was riding my Vespa and nearly got hit by a Prius, that would have gone down in history as the gayest wreck EVER."

"How does Dracula keep fit? He plays batminton."

"A tenner killed a baby it was a new low"