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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I put my head between my legs and fall forward. Thats how I roll."
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"Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house? They don't like rich people in Robin's hood"
"Why couldn't the incontinent man print his documents? He couldn't Ctrl+P"
"What's a teddy bears favourite pasta ? Tagliateddy !"
"AMA: I am a submarine naval commander discharged for friendly fire in an underwater sea battle Oops, wrong sub."
"""What? Where?"" -owl on some next level shit"
"What is the difference between a cat and a comma? Cats have claws at the end of their paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause."
"Found a copy of ""Dr. No"" in German, and it only set me back nein euro."
"What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy? Lots a candy."
"Why did the redneck high school cancel driver's ed class? They needed the car for sex ed."