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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you put a bunch of roosters into a compactor? A cock block!"
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"1) Print out all your favstar trophies and fold them so they are 2D 2) Put them on your mantle 3) Invite dad over 4) Become favorite son"
"Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was."
"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world, I know because I've done it thousands of times. - shout out to good ol' Mark twain."
"What is ISIS? They are Radical!!! Please don't hurt me...."
"Why did the gay choir boy die? He choked on his last hymn."
"Why did the scarecrow receive an award? It was outstanding in his field."
"Advises all the young people, ""Do not grow up; it's a trap!!"""
"Whats the difference between Elton John and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."
"That awkward moment when someone says ""stop"", and you don't know whether to respond with ""collaborate and listen"" or ""hammer time."""