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Joke of the Day

"Don't over-share. Don't over-share. Don't over-share. Don't over-share. Don't over-share. HI I'M A NERVOUS POOPER. ... Nailed it!"

"Q: Where does a General keep his armies? A: In his sleevies."

"[NSFW] Why are gay men sometimes referred to as ""butt pirates?"" Cause they love plundering booty."

"Who writes ghost stories? A ghost writer."

"When people see you as a competition, you already won."

"Not to brag, but I was voted ""Most Likely To Mention Something Truly Insignificant As If It Was A Big Deal"" by everyone who has ever met me."

"How many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter. They will just keep reposting the same lightbulb."

"I asked my 5yo not to do something, and he just smiled maniacally and nodded his head until I gave up. I'm going to try this on my wife."

"Dad walks in on son fapping He says,""Son that'll make you go blind!"" The young man says,""Dad I'm over here, that's a lamp."""

"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? I heard it's very time consuming."