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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who got arrested for having sex with the bananas and fruit at the grocery store? He recently got off on appeal."

"Just found out Heinze Soup has gone bust Apparently it's been put into adminestrone."

"Donald Trump and I agree on one thing. We both would like to bang his daughter."

"Fun to hear newscasters, while their chopper hovers over an active crime scene, scold people ""the last thing the police need is spectators"""

"How do you get an art major off your front porch? Pay for the pizza!"

"I have a confession too Oprah. For years I have been stealing statuses from all over the Internet and passing them off as my own original thoughts."

"A giraffe walks into a bar... ...and says, ""Ok boys, high balls are on me."""

"How do you disappoint a Redditor? [corrected] NSFW [deleted]"

"How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's a hardware problem."

"What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza comes out of the oven."